Oh technology , how you ’ve failed us . Human progress has add up so far , yet is this the best we can do ? Cereal straw ? Little thermionic valve of Froot Loops that are lined with thoroughgoing small-grained milk ? They should call these things Diabetes assistant ; at least then you ’d love what you were get yourself into when you buy them . need a firsthand account of the horror ? take the air with me .
They are line in the middle with that under the weather odorous pulverised Milk River that seems to be pop out up in granola and food grain bar everywhere . Someone needs to tell these guy that it does NOT replace Milk River and that we can all tell it ’s just dulcify deep brown cream pitcher . Fortunately , the relish of that is masked by the Froot Loop shell .
The stubble themselves are rather sturdy and hold up well to milk . They last a long time without get soggy and do in reality work as straws . They basically taste like Froot Loops , which is all you could realistically hope for . Sadly , the cereal grass straws live in a paradoxical existence ; humans can not eat on and booze at the same clip . Well … I guess soup make us do that , but permit ’s ignore that for a arcsecond .
Once you take a single bit of the cereal husk , it becomes too short for drinking and the fun right away dissipates . If you just sit there and drink the milk , you ’ll just be macerate the straw as it imparts no flavor and is mostly useless . Once you get to the bottom , you realize you have a half - soggy cereal pale yellow with no milk to wash it down with .
If you call for me , I ’ll be weeping softly in the corner .
The Impuslive Buy[viaConsumerist
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