Colin Furze is build up the biggest fart machine ever — a valveless locomotive that will be housed in a peculiarly constructed pair of buttocks . His ultimate goal is to put it on top of the cliffs of Dover and direct it across the Channel towards France .
If all goes well — and why would n’t it — the contraption will be ready to go on July 24th , between 6:00 and 7:00 phase modulation . His Leslie Townes Hope is that the French , located 21 miles by , will get word the fire .
“ There are reports that in the war mass could get a line artillery flame from northerly France , ” he write at hisYouTube page , “ but will the French hear this . ”
The machine is a giant valveless jet plane engine , similar to the one used by the Nazis to power their V-1 bombs during the Second World War . Furze ‘s form creates a plume of firing to accompany its fart - corresponding , deafening roar .
Furze is clearly thinking that retaliation is sweet .
[ ViaTelegraph ]
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