“ Let ’s just pop back to last Tuesday , ” she enunciate . “ Oh do n’t worry about step on that lizard , ” she says . “ It ca n’t be that authoritative . ” It ca n’t be that important huh ? WELL see AT ME NOW ! Bleeding , terrified , being hunt by my future - past tense ego while trying to reconstruct a quantum timeline without tearing the universe a novel asshole . Dammit Sheila , I told you not to get out of the car .

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