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lyric :
[ DARTH VADER / JAY - Z ]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son ’s next rebel hero sandwich
But I ’ll be Sith forever
I ’m the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my military force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three picture Now I ’ve got a stock vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No flora captivate me roll up through the cosmos in a lunar month - similar station to Leia ’s home Carry Nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess make love , Vader ai n’t one to mess up with
Flying through the trench
nail rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
remember he die out of heart disease All that ’s left is this guy rope
Chasing him in my TIE I wo n’t deny That his force is somewhat damn gamy
Damn i just got pass over out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I ’ll be back emphatically
[ PRINCESS LEIA / ALICIA KEYS ]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust fumes larboard Kenobi may now be see - through But the force is within Luke
Let ’s hear it for Modern hope , new hope , new hope
[ Vader : You ’re welcome Obi Wan … I made you a ghost ! ]
Catch me rockin iron boot and a cape like dot
Hell , I made wearing pitch-black more famous than that Jay - Z can
You should know I ’d find you , hiding out at Echo
Now I get down a Blizzard Force pass you quick yo
receive to the planet Hoth AT - ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front , check the back , ca nt chance the Falcon yet
We need them all alive , so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids , where ’d your small ship go ?
Get me to Cloud City , I got Lando on my payroll department
Me I got ta repeat see if carbonite ’s ok If freezin ’s safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New lot Lando
Ai n’t no pardon
Kid bollix up up my boy
Rest in peace treaty Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and boy together , yo No elbow room the emperor moth ’s dependable , causal agency …
[ PRINCESS LEIA / ALICIA KEYS ] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo ’s a coffee mesa
There ’s nothing Luke can do [ Vader : Should ’ve link up me , bro ! ]
He ’s on Dagobah
With some dyslectic Jedi sheik
Right manus still got slice through Looks like they struck back , struck back , scratch back
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine ’s smiling
do he have a go at it it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil nonchalantly , then step by step become worse
Do n’t fight your fate
Was n’t a great pa , true
Absent all the while
No happy clock time behind us , and plus , now I ’m killin ’ you
Keep fencing Mr. , ’cause now I sense a sister
You do n’t go bad , maybe I ’ll muster in her
Now Emperor wants you , only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger , stayed calorie-free side god-fearing Watch out kid , he ’s bring lightning bolt to immolate Uh - uh , hell no , daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder felo-de-se
Bald headed , mask off , heart melt kid you were ripe Burn all my geared wheel so those Ewoks ca n’t wear upon it again
Do it , I ’ll be watching you , a ghost , name of Anakin
put down newfangled Death Star ’s generator
Ewoks to the rescue
eruption through to the core
This Regime ’s gon na be brand Modern
Galactic Empire ’s through
The Jedi have returned , take back , returned
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