News broke overnight that embattled Uber CEO Travis Kalanick is stepping down . Kalanick will still wait on on the company ’s board , but the ship’s company demand a novel CEO . And it needs one quickly , if it want to becalm down somenervous investors .
the great unwashed on Twitter are already mull over about who might be the best transposition for Kalanick . Some opine an executive director like recently departed Yahoo CEOMarissa Mayerwould be a good choice , while others are n’t so sure . One thing that prepare it all much more complicated is that Kalanick will reportedly help superintend the selection of his permutation .
We ’ve done a round - up of the twelve most likely replacements , pluck from extensive internet research . If it ’s not one of these folks , the ship’s company could be in serious fuss moving forward .
Marissa Mayer , former CEO of Yahoo
Robert L. Hulseman , at rest inventor of the Solo Cup
Kravis Talanick , mysterious mustachioed unknown who say he ’s fresh to town but really seems to read the Uber culture quite well
A somehow moist pile of USB thumb drive carry nothing but pirated copies of the movie Boiler Room
Various independent contractor who are summoned through a smartphone app for 5 - minute stints as chief operating officer and give less than minimum wage
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mysterious Uber sauce , the thing Travis Kalanick enjoin mein 2013was the unconscious process for vetting drivers with possible deplorable backgrounds
A Camelbak filled with old tapioca pudding
Whatever IRS agent finally figures out that independent contractor laws were n’t intended for this crap
A beer kegful wearing an Arizona State t - shirt that also has an advanced degree from Arizona State
Elon Musk , because he does n’t seem like he has enough to do powerful now
Travis Kalanick , fuck it the party ’s problem are systemic and are n’t go to interchange with just a new CEO
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